Please note: I have recently discovered my contact form was not working properly for the last two months. A disaster. If you tried to contact me via this site in the last two months, I did not get your message. But after a lot of swearing and headbanging I fixed the problem, so please feel free to send your message again.

I’d love to hear from you. Really.

I’m on various social media, but this is the best way to get in touch. Email rules.

I will respond as soon as I can, but be warned that I am currently in the park chasing squirrels.

Please don’t send offers to enlarge my penis; I have neither the time nor the inclination.